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(Season 38, Episode 20)
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WHAT THEY’RE PROMOTING:

 

KRISTEN WIIG: nothing

VAMPIRE WEEKEND: “Modern Vampires of the City” (album)

 

 

COLD OPENING: Benghazi Hearings (4:05)
Benghazi Hearings

-      I actually found that this was a pretty clever mash-up in pairing this with the Jodi Arias case and Nasim was pretty good in the role.

-      Hader using Jodi Arias as a ratings ploy for the Benghazi trials was a very funny way to play this and made for a more interesting than usual political opening. I also really liked Hader’s interaction with Nasim in asking about the accusations of her husband beating her and how it was all BS.

-      Bobby as Ariel Castro was a perfect ending.

-      So what was up with the nameplates here? Clearly, the names that were super-imposed on-screen were the correct ones. Must’ve been a last-minute mistake by the prop department. Hader also called Bobby by the wrong name at the end of the sketch. Whaaaat?

RATING: *** ½

 

 

MONOLOGUE: Kristen Wiig (4:18)
Monologue

-      I expected a musical type of monologue but I really enjoyed this with the whole backstage stuff. The best part of the musical monologue was Kristen getting some of the cast’s names wrong (“Will Ferrell” was the best one along with Bayer’s reaction), Kristen trying to open the fire exit, Kristen’s comment to Lincoln, and yes, the Gilly moment was amusing as well.

-      Kristen’s stuff before the music was pretty amusing too, especially the bit with the picture of her aka David Spade.

-      The random cameos from Jonah Hill and Maya Rudolph were funny, especially with them saying “it worked!” after figuring out that Maya was already pregnant.

-      The crowd was pretty electric throughout this whole thing.

RATING: ****

 

 

COMMERCIAL: 1-800-Flowers.com (1:51)
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-      Terrific commercial piece.

-      This was very interesting because Kristen was the daughter to McKinnon’s mother character. For those who said Kristen was hogging all the ‘funny’ roles, she was definitely the straight character in this one. It’s also funny because of all the Kristen comparisons that people made with McKinnon when she first started.

-      McKinnon was hilarious as the hapless mother. I really liked all her random embarrassing comments. The best one was after she lost her debit card (“my identity’s been thieved!”)

-      Hader also had a great bit at the end.

RATING: **** ½

 

 

SHOW: The Californians (6:54)
The Californians

-      Yep, still enjoy this sketch. The character-breaking only adds to the enjoyment for me. Now do I wish this would happen all the time? Of course not… but in this sketch, it’s excusable in my eyes. I also like how they exaggerate even more with their accents in order to MAKE the others crack up (“workin’ hard, Brad?!” was the best one).

-      Kristen’s “disguise” was pretty damn funny.

-      Taran’s gay Californian accent always makes me laugh but I think Maya actually made me laugh the most here (I know, right?) with her insane accent.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

COMMERCIAL: Aw Nuts! Mom’s a Ghost (2:10)
Aw Nuts! Mom's a Ghost!

-      Disney satire is always A-okay with me so I enjoyed this sketch with Kristen doing a great job as the Ring-like undead mom.

-      Bobby and Cecily were also perfect as the kids. They acted pretty much exactly like any of those terrible Disney overactors including talking in unison a lot and high-fiving after everything.

-      The naked guy in the background was a hilarious detail.

-      The Tim Robinson bit was hilarious as well.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

SHOW: The Lawrence Welk Show (5:03)
The Lawrence Welk Show

-      Yep, they brought this back… and it was pretty much exactly the same as every other time with Jason Sudeikis taking on the male singer role and doing a helluva job.

-      The sketch wasn’t too great but it had its good points like Fred’s line about the fingerlakes (“there’s supposed to be a lake in there…”) and the smelly bubbles, the sand sculpture, and Kristen getting smacked with coconuts.

-      Despite that, yes, the crowd reacted very strongly to the sketch and cheered upon Kristen’s appearance. Hardly anything close to non-reactions or indifference like some have suggested.

RATING: ** ½

 

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Diane Young” (2:36)
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-      Really dug Vampire Weekend here. They haven’t had a bad appearance on SNL yet and this was yet another great performance with a fun horn section as well.

 

 

WEEKEND UPDATE with Seth Meyers (11:03)

Guests: Anthony Crispino and Garth & Kat
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-      Best Jokes: border security; NRA purses; boy suspended; stressful amount of children; Cops on Spike; best/worst place to be a mother

-      Seth sounded a little under the weather but he still had a real solid night.

-      Anthony Crispino was entertaining once again. I’ve always liked this character from Bobby and he brings these different little quirks with every performance that keeps it fresh every time. The high voice thing was silly but amusing.

-      Garth & Kat? It was fun. Not particularly hilarious or anything but they had fun and it was infectious because I had fun watching it. I liked the detail about Garth’s wife and Garth and Kat just being friends. Oh, and look at that… that “oh-so-quiet crowd” exploded into applause when they showed up.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

SKETCH: Target (5:20)
Target

-      It was not much of a surprise to see Kristen bring this character back either but at least this is one where the format is usually shaken up a bit or at least it is provided with some decent supporting performances/characters.

-      The beginning with Bobby as the cashier was very funny.

-      Aidy being a lesbian was amusing as was Jay Pharoah as the customer that refuses to accept service from Wiig. Kenan as the customer that just buys a bunch of cards for every occasion was funny just for the moment where Kenan accused Kristen of being a hoarder.

-      Target Lady got lots of recognition applause and the crowd heartily enjoyed the sketch. Darn that “quiet crowd” for enjoying the show so much!

RATING: ***

 

 

SKETCH: Acupuncture (5:01)
Acupuncture

-      Best sketch of the night. The blood gag was very well-done and the more disgusting it got, the more hilarious it was.

-      Jason Sudeikis played a great victim here. Of course, Kristen and Aidy were both really good too. It was nice to see Aidy in a big comedic lead role like this and she had great chemistry with Wiig. They must’ve gotten along really well during the production week.

-      So many great things about this sketch from Bobby doing the voice of the guy outside the window, them offering Jason the “medicine water” that was comprised of his own blood, Kristen doing her “Dr. Chang” impression after Armisen jumps out the window, and the big bubble of blood popping on Jason’s back.

-      I also liked the continuation of the gag into the introduction for Vampire Weekend, which was done by Kristen while Aidy stood beside her.

RATING: ****

 

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Unbelievers” (3:29)
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-      Another solid performance. I really like their unique indy-rock sound. Please bring them back more, SNL.

 

 

SKETCH: Double Date (4:51)
Double Date

-      Wow, this was really great and I can’t put my finger on too many specifics, but a few included Bobby’s root beer comment, Taran’s insane laughing, and the ending with Bobby pulling out a change jar.

-      I just liked the whole idea of this not being played for perverse laughs or anything (it pretty much just so happened to be two young children on a date with two older women).

-      I wonder if SNL will get any heat for this sketch.

RATING: ****

 

 

COMMERCIAL: Classy Sexy Elegnace (3:25)
Classy Sexy Elegnace

-      This was a pretty good parody of the Kardashians and other reality stars doing albums. I love how pretty much anytime someone sang something it was auto-tuned.

-      Kenan  and Nasim were solid as the host/spokespersons (“Wow! I love that that song was a list and not a song!”).

-      Jay as the music producer hired by Craig T. Nelson was funny.

-      I also like the detail of the CD being spelled wrong because they named it in a hurry.

RATING: ***

 

 

Goodnights
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BEST PERFORMER(S) OF THE NIGHT:

-      Kristen Wiig/Bobby Moynihan

 

 

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Overall, I’d probably put this episode in the lower spectrum of the season but quite honestly, I have been thoroughly enjoying the 2012-2013 year and I hope we get the same quality going into the following seasons. It was nice to have Kristen back even if not ALL her characters were slam dunks; she has a fun presence. Good show.

 

TONIGHT’S RATING: *** ½


(Season 38, Episode 19)
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WHAT THEY’RE PROMOTING:

 

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: “The Hangover Part III”

OF MONSTERS AND MEN: nothing

 

 

COLD OPENING: Fox & Friends (4:06)
Fox & Friends

-      I usually enjoy whenever SNL attacks FOX in any way, shape or form but this edition felt like it was lacking a bit. I did like Taran saying he prefers Asian ladies and sarcastically calling himself a hero, Bobby confusing the WNBA for being the Worse National Basketball Association, and Bobby having his sugar meltdown.

-      Armisen as Michael Bloomberg was a bit of a bore. His segment didn’t really add anything to the sketch. I did like the one line about how gun owners will certainly listen to a Jewish billionaire.

-      The comically-sized Big Gulp was amusing.

-      The “corrections” were funny as usual.

RATING: ***

 

 

MONOLOGUE: Zach Galifianakis (5:42)
Monologue

-      Absolutely hilarious monologue as per usual for Galifianakis on SNL. I especially liked his comment at the beginning for no one to get their hopes up. Also, when the audience was wildly applauding and Zach tells them that he hasn’t really done anything yet… great stuff.

-      My favourite bits were the charades/tofu joke and the Craigslist urination bit.

-      Zach’s piano segment was also very funny. I love whenever he gets musical. This time, he had some great bits on stumping Google (“how many Mexicans live in North Korea?”), “helping” people with car trouble, and the bit about the “funky beets.”

-      Loved his “character” too.

RATING: *****

 

 

GAMESHOW: Game of Game of Thrones (5:38)
Game of Game of Thrones

-      Loved the “you must be home with the flu” opener.

-      Funny sketch with lots of great details including Bill Hader as O.J. Sampson (“and yes, it’s been a long, hard life”).

-      Zach was the best part of this of course and his silly dragon costume was terrific. I loved his nerdy outbursts and his initial look of confusion when Hader asked him a real question rather than one about the show.

-      Taran and Aidy did some solid work as the other players as well.

-      The dude from Game of Thrones (I don’t feel like typing out his whole name) seemed a little nervous but he was fine and the cameo in itself was funny.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

COMMERCIAL: match.com (1:19)
matchdotcom

-      Not bad. I liked Kate’s Martha Stewart impression but there wasn’t a whole lot else to this commercial piece.

-      The other ladies did a solid job as did Taran as Martha’s suitor.

RATING: ***

 

 

SKETCH: Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest (5:59)
Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest

-      I laughed right away just from seeing what this sketch would be about. Zach was hilarious of course and a lot of the other castmembers did stand-out jobs at Jennifer Aniston impressions.

-      Zach making the same Helen Keller reference every time he was outraged just got more and more funny. I also liked him referring to Nasim as “Benebitch Arnold.”

-      Zach also being security was great.

-      And yeah, I dug the cameos by Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms as the co-winners even if Helms was a little awkward. It was cool just to see the Hangover crew reunited for this silly little sketch.

-      The ending was great with everyone singing the “Friends theme.”

RATING: *** ½

 

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Little Talks” (4:13)
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-      This reminded me a LOT of when fun. was on the show back in November but I enjoyed this performance a great deal more.

 

 

WEEKEND UPDATE with Seth Meyers (12:41)

Guests: James Carville, Randall Meeks, and the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party
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-      Best Jokes: self-background checks; NRA/new president; 3 million dollar nickel; Clitoris Awareness Week; overqualified graduates; Rocky musical

-      It was cool to see Hader bring back his James Carville impression even if it was fairly similar to the other ones he’s done. Still, the bit where Hader was talking to his grandmother’s ghost was hilarious and I like how he’s constantly moving in odd formations.

-      I actually really liked Fred Armisen’s piece about the Google Glass… like a lot! Fred’s perfect for this sort of subtle physical humour and the ending with the porn video was funny as was Fred twirling his head around so he could reboot.

-      Cecily’s party girl character has really grown on me throughout her last few appearances and much like Drunk Uncle and Stefon, she entertains me every single time she appears on Update with almost all the lines she has.

RATING: ****

 

 

SKETCH: Racist Jim (4:59)
Racist Jim

-      This sketch was so not PC but SO very funny. Just seeing Zach in the M&M costume alone was enough to make me laugh and then as soon as he opened his mouth, I couldn’t stop laughing.

-      My favourite parts were Zach confusing Nasim for thinking that she is the wrong kind of indian (even though Nasim refers to herself as Pakistani), Zach saying that he often made fun of the gay guys through song, his constant little “no offense” asides to Nasim, and the “please don’t talk over me, this is not a movie theatre” line directed towards Black Joe.

-      Zach almost cracked up at the line about pointing to a brown M&M and saying, “Hey, it’s Black Joe!”

RATING: ****

 

 

SKETCH: Darrell’s House (3:39)
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-      Written by Seth Meyers.

-      Brilliant sketch, especially when combined with the second part which would appear later in the show.

-      Zach was once again the best part of the sketch and led this with aplomb. My favourite moments were him throwing a glass at Bayer’s character in a fit of rage and when Zach makes his lame Mad Men joke.

-      All of Zach’s editing directions to the cameraman were hilarious.

RATING: **** ½

 

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Mountain Sound” (3:26)
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-      Another entertaining performance.

 

 

SKETCH: Michael Jordan’s Wedding (4:51)
Michael Jordan's Wedding

-      Zach and Jason were pretty entertaining as the coked-up wedding emcees and I enjoyed the other walk-ons from Kenan as Charles Barkley and Pharoah as that huge basketball player.

-      The best line was from Zach regarding dating a black woman and saying that he didn’t want to be stereotypical but “she had the biggest penis I’ve ever seen.”

-      In fact, I wonder what effect they used to make Jay so tall. Was it just stilts?

-      I noticed as well that Zach was even wigging out a bit at the beginning of the show before they started wearing the cocaine powder on their noses. That’s a good character detail.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

COMMERCIAL: New Balance (1:11)
New Balance

-      Pretty funny little commercial piece. Zach, Tim, and Bobby all did a solid job here.

-      I liked the ending with Zach grabbing someone’s pretzel. The swimsuits were also pretty funny.

RATING: ***

 

 

SHOW: Darrell’s House (1:41)
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-      Brilliant and an awesome way to end the show. Paying off the first sketch with all of Zach’s ridiculous editing directions resulting in an actual cut-together show was a great way to pay off the sketch.

-      Jon Hamm’s cameo was expected but still very funny and I like how Zach was in the background of one of the shots while Jon was talking but then quickly left when he realized he was on-camera.

-      The winking “effect” was great too as was the stock footage of the Apollo crowd cheering.

RATING: *****

 

 

Goodnights
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BEST PERFORMER(S) OF THE NIGHT:

-      Zach Galifianakis

 

 

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Terrific episode and definitely Zach’s best show out of the three he’s hosted thus far. He was a powerhouse, appearing in almost every segment and delivering every time in terms of his performances. He should be invited back time and time again because he always makes the most of these gigs. The cast all did a solid job this week too and the writing was top-notch.

 

TONIGHT’S RATING: ****


(Season 38, Episode 18)
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WHAT THEY’RE PROMOTING:

 

VINCE VAUGHN: “The Internship”

MIGUEL: “Kaleidoscope Dream” (album)

 

 

COLD OPENING: A Message from President Barack Obama (3:49)
A Message from President Barack Obama

-      Pretty decent cold open; Hader and Sudeikis did good work here.

-      Pharoah didn’t appear in a whole lot of this sketch but he did seem to stumble over his lines a bit. I still love his Obama impression.

-      Hader and Sudeikis’ best parts were the “are you a good person?” qualifier, Florida being exempt from all the laws, and the punishment for having three guns being that the government gives you a fourth gun.

-      I like how they were honest about the bill accomplishing nothing and their sarcastic ‘you’re welcome’ at the end.

RATING: ***

 

 

MONOLOGUE: Vince Vaughn (7:36)
Monologue

-      This was excellent and it showed that Vaughn would be MUCH more well-prepared for this hosting stint than he was back during his first attempt.

-      I liked his interaction with Paige in particular and how he kept kicking her and an old man out of the building (loved the line to an exiting Moynihan escorting him out: “give him a Drunk Uncle on your way out!”)

-      I think this also was one of the best jobs SNL has ever done at perfectly suiting a monologue tailored to the host’s talents.

-      Vaughn’s bit with the cell phone guy was also great but mainly because of the bit where Vince actually took the guy’s phone and then continued the gag later on during the goodnights.

-      Bobby was also quite funny here even though he had no lines; it was all about his facial expressions.

RATING: *****

 

 

COMMERCIAL: The Al Pacino Accused Murderer Biopic Series (1:52)
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-      Hader’s Pacino impression is awesome and I enjoyed his various impressions of Pacino-as-murderers.

-      The best bit was Hader playing Dr. Conrad Murray and then asking the black judge if his portrayal was fair, followed by the fist-bump in response.

-      The bit at the end with the pigtails was a little lame.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

SHOW: Stormy Skies (3:57)
Stormy Skies

-      In contrast with everyone else, I actually found this to be a very entertaining, clever, and well-written sketch even if it was reminiscent of that sketch from the Tom Arnold episode back in ’96.

-      I got a kick out of Fred just being included in the opening credits and never actually showing up in the program.

-      The best comment was Vaughn talking about “sexual positions in the high-sixties… the highest sixty.”

-      McKinnon as the once-dead wife was hilarious because it reminded me of one of the stupidest soap opera cliches… that of people returning from the dead seemingly from nowhere.

-      I really thought the ending was going to result in Vaughn talking about how the last reaction from him was suicide. I was actually surprised that the sketch didn’t take that more dark route.

-      Hader’s bit was funny too mainly for Aidy’s distracting dance in the background.

-      Having Kenan as Al Roker was a funny little detail as well.

RATING: ****

 

 

SHOW: History of Punk (4:29)
History of Punk

-      Wonderful piece, well-written, great performances, and it had a very authentic overall look. It didn’t hurt that they were able to get an actual Sex Pistol to appear in this playing themselves.

-      This was also a great way to comment on the death of Margaret Thatcher without being overly controversial or cloying by merely paying tribute to her.

-      I will also note that this was one of Armisen’s best performance in a long time on the show. I’m not one of the people who despises everything he does now just because he’s “been on too long” but this definitely stuck out above his other roles lately.

-      Moynihan looked EXACTLY like a 70s British talk show host.

-      Hader and Killam did good supporting parts as well.

-      One of the best parts was the quick clips of Bayer-as-Thatcher getting a visit from Armisen’s character. Unfortunately, it was Vanessa’s only performance of the night but it was terrific.

RATING: **** ½

 

 

SKETCH: Short-Term Memory Loss Theatre (4:23)
Short-Term Memory Loss Theatre

-      Pretty weak premise overall but Hader and the rest of the cast held it together fairly well for the duration of the sketch.

-      I don’t know why but Armisen’s jacket made me laugh… a lot.

-      Bill cracking up at Armisen was actually pretty funny because they were clearly making faces at each other off-camera to induce laughter. It doesn’t happen THAT often with Hader and when he does laugh, it usually makes me laugh anyways.

-      Pharoah’s part at the end was amusing even though it was just the same joke as the rest of the sketch with the actors not being able to remember their lines.

RATING: ***

 

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Adorn” (4:07)
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-      This was certainly one of a kind. I mean that in the most positive way as Miguel rocked the stage and delivered an energetic performance, which is exactly what I like to see with the type of performers I couldn’t really care less about anyways.

 

 

WEEKEND UPDATE with Seth Meyers (9:56)

Guests: Brad Paisley &  LL Cool J and Marina Chapman
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-      Best Jokes: Reebok/Rick Ross; elephant shot; Kid Rock concert; Charlie Brown stalker; Cookie Monster

-      I figured they would mention that Accidental Racist song at some point and having Paisley and Cool J comment on it was pretty funny mostly due to Suds’ and Thompson’s performances. I laughed a lot at them constantly saying that they “ended racism” and how they accused Seth of being racist because he didn’t want to hear the extra verse of the song. I also enjoyed LL Cool J answering the phone: “Hello? I’ll do it.”

-      I was not completely blown away by Kate’s piece as the monkey lady. It wasn’t particularly well-written even though Kate certainly gave it her all and her performance was solid.

RATING: *** ½

 

 

SKETCH: Junior Prom (4:35)
Junior Prom

-      This was something of an odd sketch. Vaughn did well leading this piece and it straddled the line between creepy and just pointless.

-      I did like Vaughn simply saying “pass!” when Tim Robinson asked if he’d dance with him.

-      Aidy also made me laugh at her interaction with Hader’s inept character.

RATING: ** ½

 

 

SKETCH: Roundball Rock (5:16)
Roundball Rock

-      My favourite sketch of the night. This reminded me of a weird Will Forte sketch and Tim Robinson fit the typical Forte role quite nicely. He also had excellent chemistry with Sudeikis much like Forte had back in the day.

-      I lost it when Tim was singing the lyrics to the NBA theme song

-      Vaughn was a good straight man here and had the best line of the night: “…then why did you bring little hammers and a can of gasoline?”

-      Kenan also had a great line here (“That’s right! Burn it down, Teshes!”)

-      The actual smashing up of the offices with the hammers was absolutely hilarious and the oddball look at Robinson’s face was tremendous.

-      What else was awesome about this sketch? How about the part with Robinson saying that blind people will be confused if their theme doesn’t have lyrics about basketball and it’s just being played over clips instead.

RATING: *****

 

 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “How Many Drinks?” (4:03)
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-      Another lively performance. I really dug this one as well.

 

 

SKETCH: Last Call (5:15)
Last Call

-      They’ve used that exterior shot of “Donnellys” a LOT.

-      It was cool to see them bring back Kate’s barfly character but I wish they had done something just a little different with her. She definitely had a lot more chemistry with Louis C.K. but Vaughn was okay here.

-      The tequilla spit was pretty impressive and accurate. The making out was pretty funny as well.

-      Kenan still makes me laugh as the straight man bartender here.

RATING: ***

 

 

Vaughn continues the bit from the monologue and hands Eric back his phone before thanking everyone and waving goodnight.
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BEST PERFORMER(S) OF THE NIGHT:

-      Bill Hader

 

 

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Vince Vaughn wasn’t the best host this season. No, he was not even close; however, I do think he improved a great deal when compared to his first stint and I believe he intentionally tried to be more well-prepared this time. There were some really strong sketches that elevated this episode and along with an energetic musical guest, this made for one of the upper echelon episodes of the season.

 

TONIGHT’S RATING: ****